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early boarding request

the plane is ready for boarding earlier anyway . it takes ten minutes from arrival to clean up . some times the plane is ready to board but they wait any way for no reason

the main thing I would ask is earlier boarding . why does it has to happen in the last minute . what is the economy calculation for that . as usual the calculation is perfect but assumptions are wrong

it is not free to do every thing in the last minute

no pass port expiration

my finger prints don’t change . there is no technical change that require update . why does it expire . it is retarded like every thing else

there can only be one pass port with my name . how can it not be mine . if I lose it I can expire it

remote online pass port renewal

if two people can verify my identity in video conference and every thing is recorded I don’t need any meetings

it’s possible to avoid all meetings but no one cares

if anyone spent five minutes thinking about it the solution would be discovered . it’s impossible to avoid morons they are every where

there is absolutely no need for any physical meetings . that waste thousands of dollars . renewing my pass port cost me probably ten thousand crowns down the drain

global pass port renewal service at air port

the Stockholm pass port office is the most claustrophobic Belsen Bergen imitation on this planet . it’s some kind of bomb proof old police station from world war two right next to central station

I never visit any cities or any police or military insanity . I can’t imagine anything worse

and the only purpose is to use a Thales pass port machine . this could be done any where . they already buy all equipment why does it have to be operated by their troglodytes . any moron on this planet could do it

a global pass port company can operate these machines at the airport . I have to be there any way . I would never in my life visit a city unless I was flying in or out . I leave immediately

more six months ETA for A list

all A list countries should have bilateral six months ETA

I want Sweden and Canada to arrange bilateral six months ETA with Japan new Zealand Australia . six months tourist visa is imbecile for Swedes

answer hundreds of pointless questions for six months visit with no work permission . they have to remove this requirement

half the time it doesn’t even work . they managed to break the web site . in new Zealand they had to go fancy with a bullet list and broke it . free form was supposed to bring up a short list of options. nothing happened impossible to apply

they are all so unbelievably brain dead

don’t declare your cheese sandwich

all signs says declare or dispose for food and if any doubt declare rather than keep it a secret

but immigration police get angry if you declare cheese sandwich . they are tough and strong warriors that are able to handle intruders . they only get angry if you tell them you brought food instead of buying it at airport

consider buying food at airport instead it will only cost twice the normal price . it’s expensive but it’s best to not concern immigration officers unnecessarily

kiwi strange contact info for tickets

I don’t know if this necessary for automation or what the reason is . they don’t give my contact info for my tickets. it’s for example

676061144@AIRLINE.KIWI.COM
hlusfscdpqzbxiku5962@l1tct.com
+44897718717
pwx4ig@rnbdhs.net
+65431477100

is it bogus to obscure the booker or necessary for some reason of automation . can some one explain this . some times I can’t find my ticket because I can’t search for my email

electronic boarding pass and self transfer procedure

this turned out to be completely incomprehensible. I thought this could be clarified but this message is unreadable

in short

juneyao don’t use electronic boarding pass on any air port . not just their main hub in Pudong terminal two . no where on the planet . but they are always much cheaper

Pudong transfer from terminal two to one require going through exit and filling in paper arrival card . there are two different cards that both mention transit but if you fill in the wrong one you have to go back to the beginning of the queue

incheon give you a boarding pass extremely late on ehour before taxi . that might be half hour before gate close with Jetstar . when I asked why they close gate so early the south Korean staff got angry and wanted to deny boarding . but Australian staff managed to explain the culture clash

in Sweden we naturally participate in public policy but not there . if you ask a question they deny boarding and call security . I was perfectly calm and considered it small talk while waiting to board . apparently you are not allowed to say anything in Korea

i fly between north and south and use the cheapest transfer

buy a pen before boarding to Pudong because they have no pens and no one will help you . they have two arrival documents . both mention transfer but they are apparently different because I was told I used the wrong slip . the human robots are probably not amused by their work

I had not pen and no one was interested in solving that problem . their behaviour is beyond recognition . it’s so far from Sweden or England you can get . militarised . questions are treated as challenges

don’t ask any questions when boarding because every one is anxious and on edge . the south Korean staff lead wanted to refuse boarding because I was thinking out loud . so utterly exhausted after endless walking and through a maze . noted that gate close was unusually long before taxi . thirty minutes for Jetstar south Korea . I should have kept that observation quiet and would normally have if my mind was not in a fight or flight mode

I am ridiculously worried . so here are details I have experienced. maybe they can be used to predict other occurrences

book with Kiwi complete trip not leaving air port over night

north east Poland to Warsaw Madrid Bogota Santiago Chile . I wanted money by staying in Warsaw and Madrid over night in hostels . expensive in Madrid and cost escalate in society . zero when my expedition is working . when I am happy my expenses are zero . close to zero only food nothing else

so I wasted money I should have booked directly from nearest airport

I panicked over no electronic boarding pass I think they number of digits was different on my pass port and the system failed . they did use the kiosk or auto check in terminal . unlike juneyao

I forgot the name of the air line that connected Madrid and Santiago Chile . it was five hundred euros

this is the most disorganised note I have ever written . if they could say why they refuse online check in

Finnair operate a route to Sydney for three hundred more . I am not in a position to trade comfort for that amount . I save on every thing always . nothing un necessary

Pudong same terminal for arrival and leaving

this applies to terminal two but maybe the smaller terminal one also . juneyao board from terminal two . the transfer area works there

when transfer from juneyao to Korean air all the trouble and to me impossible mentality appeared . arrival note has to be printed and if you have no pen no one will lend you one . no one cares if there are no pens on the table

Helsinki transfer to juneyao

if you transfer to juneyao in Helsinki sleep in the arrival zone before leaving it . you will never believe this the following

they issue no electronic boarding pass ever zero nil . they open check in exactly three hours before taxi and check every one one hour before taxi. close gate ten minutes before taxi

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sorry for asking

I passed baggage control in ten minutes. walked around in circles for five minutes . eventually found gate 43 thirty minutes before taxi

this is the closest call I have ever seen

besides I had to lay on hard surface in the Helsinki entrance because there are no seats there for three hours because I arrived four hours before taxi

Jetstar from south Korea to Sydney

my first option on a Tuesday disappeared hidden city hack with juneyao . so four tickets with juneyao . they will understand I am self transfer but I don’t know if they refuse to print it . if the ticket is booked they should not be able to . that’s why Kiwi tells you your ticket is confirmed . that should mean they can’t change their mind and cancel it

I wanted to book Helsinki Shanghai Singapore and Shanghai Sydney Auckland . and fly to Sydney

but when my new Zealand ETA was accepted that connection was gone . I did not want to book with out a confirmed ETA because they would refuse me the boarding pass

in Budapest they asked for my Australian visa before issuing boarding pass

I have only been denied boarding once for Paris Manchester Tenerife . two weeks after brexit they decided EU identity cards are invalid for UK transfer . seems over kill but if you really hate that much . maybe you could hate a little less

so my connection included south Korea also because I wanted that day

this was a confusing and new experience . I attempted the transfer area again

in terminal two Pudong I never tried to pass through transfer . air port staff in the corridor told me it will not work . I could have insisted in trying any way

but in south Korean it was different . and now Jetstar refused boarding pass refused online check in said check in at airport and no instructions how at this particular air port Incheon

they accept pass port for transfer . so I got to the gate 111 in concourse incheon with no boarding pass . now my famous worry sets in . no one is there two hours before taxi . the transfer desk say go to gate for boarding pass ? ? ? never seen that before

so eventually it worked . but information was upset that I arrived with Korean air because they don’t transfer to Jetstar . he called a secret number to Jetstar and received the message I will get my boarding pass . since no one explained this I was immensely worried that I should go to the entrance for a boarding pass

but they had and you might notice a smaller desk beside the main boarding desk . that is used for transfer services to print boarding pass . she arrived on the clock 90 minutes before taxi in other words sixty minutes before gate close . one female passenger that did not respond to me in english and the only passenger there early as me . was the first to anxiously talk with her

she was probably or might also self transfer and be worried over the same thing as me

transfer desk was surprised at self transfer from Korean air but printed boarding pass any way

but no one has told me why online check in was impossible . did she manually look up my visa status and earning big bucks for beating the computer in this challenge

in all completely confusing for me . and I naturally inquire why . why should we kill Jesus why should we kill the Jews etc . in all these disaster societies no one asks why . mostly a Swedish thing to ask why . any one that ask questions are promptly killed

questions are interpreted as challenges . this assumes inequality . if every one is equal a question can impossibly be a challenge

back to a previous point

some angel from Australia recognised the culture clash and even gave me or helped me to a free lane . I had selected the last window seat 54 for thirteen thousand south Korean . but it was not adjacent to the wall and impossible to rest against the wall as most rows

but left 40 was all free abc . the staff put me there . the south Korean staff wanted to throw me off the plane because I asked a question or made an observation to staff about procedure . closing gate thirty minutes before boarding . but Australian staff helped me . and with Olanzapine I actually slept most of the ten hours . despite the fever level worry

I just have to know every thing

online arrival is still trial in Australia

but they have pens so it’s not a disaster

I can’t understand how any one that visits China for more than afay would ever return . the mentality is horrendous . the impression form the airport is frightening

I have was expelled from Sweden the most superior society on the planet . every one else will hate me even more . the dumber they are

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bring a pen to Pudong . cheese over butter . 100 ml shampoo . my wish use online check in and earlier boarding